"How do you like it so far?" the grandson asks.
"It's wonderful," he says. "Let me tell you about the friendly residents here.
"There's a musician who hasn't played the violin in 30 years, but everyone still calls him Maestro.
"There's a physician here who hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years, and they still call him Doc.
"And me, I haven't had sex for over 20 years, yet everybody still calls me the Fucking Yankee."